She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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