I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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