i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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