how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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