you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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