Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Randomize
