Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize