So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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