Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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