drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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