every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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