Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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