Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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