one word: firstdatebathroomanal
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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