I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
tell me about the fingering
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
