Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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