She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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