so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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