YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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