he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse