I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
