She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
