He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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