The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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