don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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