no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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