I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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