Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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