you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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