Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just invented taco cereal.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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