hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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