I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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