It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How does one acquire holy water?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
