Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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