i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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