I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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