return my video game
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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