I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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