oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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