guys are not supposed to queef...right?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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