He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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