So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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