what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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