Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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