how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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