Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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