You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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