Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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