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I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
birth control should be required to get into college
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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