Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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