just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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