i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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