Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I touched a dick in church today
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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