i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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