i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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