but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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