BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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